Juliet Blue [Victoire]

pie-and-porn:

queenabaddon:

aahhh watching someone watch supernatural for the first time is one of my favorite things you just see all the emotional decline and ruin (✿◠‿◠)

(via thosemeddlingbrothers)

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via fithefikon)

nedbert:

nedbert:

i got a new laptop and now i dont have any reaction images saved anymore

why are people reblogging this

(via fithefikon)

snitskys:

hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just

(via a-dork--able)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru, via amazingshannonisnotonfire)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice, via utterly-bonkers)

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 

(via utterly-bonkers)